E.L.I. (Everybody Lost Interest)

We start off our blog with one of the year’s most anticipated albums….E.L.I. (Everyone Loves Iceprince)

1) Remember (Intro)

T: Solid intro. I like the way he was bigging up all the vets…decent track

S: Name dropping galore. Dude must have been listening to Game’s album before he recorded this. I won’t be listening to this again

2) JUJU

S: this track is just straight up boring…then he goes “I have been milking the game…no tea hommie” why na??? Its like saying “am dropping sugar…no garri hommie”

T: Dead Chorus, Dead Rhymes…all around Dead song. *Skip button is ur friend*

3) SUPERSTAR

*Club banger! Nothing wrong here…moving on*

4)MAGICIAN

S: Am feeling this track right here! The harry potter fan in me aint mad either….*busting my hogwarts dance step*

T: Loved the production on this one (shoutout to Jesse Jagz). Can’t wait to use the ‘put my pen in your office line’ on a kele…*straight face*

5) BABY

S: is this supposed to be his token wedding song??? I will divorce my wife at my reception if this shit comes on

T: hahahaha but immediately I heard the hi life beat. I skipped that shit FAST like an unfaithful muslim.

S: LoL. but what is “if I must die…u must be my grave”??? WTf is this?

T: We shall not die in Jesus Name…say Amen

*and the congregation screams* AMEN!!!

6) OLOFOFO ft Wizkid

T: “STRONG IN UR ASS LIKE PILE!!!!” I think when I heard that line…I cried

S: The whole Game has been shut down with that line. But why would u allow Wizkid murk u on ur own shit????

T: its a decent track though

S: Decent enough to SHIT too?

T: Not if you have pile

7) SEE MYSELF

S: I don’t even know why I like this…but I can see myself. Is this a tribute to mirrors???

T: a certain line goes ‘wow wow wow like pow pow pow’ You wanna know where he got the inspiration from??

S: *raising hand* Me Teacher!!!!

T: yes u got it!

8.) WASSUP WASSUP ft Tuface

S: you really can’t go wrong with Tubaba on a track. This is dope and again…he gets murked by a non-rapper. Smh

T: ice held his own too. The “shaking my belly over the telly” line would make Rick Ross proud

S: Ross just had a stroke…I doubt he finds fat jokes funny anymore

T: True. Get well soon Rozay

9) OLEKU

*you already know! Banger….next pls*

10) FIND YOU

S: This song made me miss my pops….I Love You Daddy!!! 😦

T: aint gonna lie…this track made a nigga get emotional

S: Yo tunde, is that a tear I see in ur eye?

T: what tear….nigga na breeze enter my eye cause am jor

11) BY THIS TIME

T: What is with the hi-life/beer parlour experiment??? *hello, skip button*

S: Must every album have a generic Ibo song? Am sure Ibo people are getting pissed right about now.

12) SOMEBODY LIED

S: Somebody lied to this nigga! …..Shiiit right now Iceprince is lying to us. This aint dope

T: Not a bad jam to me ..but rappers should quit with the ‘facebook poke’ line pls..thanks and God bless

S: We are on track 12! Can u still call Mr Zamani a rapper?

T: Errrrrrrm

13) SMALL SMALL ft Sean Tero

T: Another “should have been scrapped song”

S: *yaaaaaawning* this track makes counting sheep sooo obsolete

T: I wonder wat they were thinking when dey made this track

S: they were thinking…”Let’s annoy @ShoWontStop and @Whoistunde …those two piss me off”

T: Well, it clearly worked

14) THAT NIGGA ft Morell

S: Really??? That’s the name of the song?

T: yeah man! Aint gonna lie..I love the production on this one. But with lines like “easy like a free throw” Shaq and Dwight Howard are gonna be mad

S: shiiiiii, free throws aint easy for niggaz with big hands. Am sure M.I. has never missed a free throw in his life.

T: ‎​​=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))

15) END OF STORY ft Samklef

S: Is this the end??? Are we there yet??

T: Nah man, we got two to go. We almost there…

*rocky music playing in the background as I keep pushing on*

S: I aint a quitter but can we skip this? *waving at the Skip Button*

T: Since we r skipping like fat people dat wanna  lose weight, let’s skip d next 1 too and get to the end

*brings out skipping rope*

17) THANK YOU ft CHOCBOIZ

S: Finally!! A song with other rappers

T: but why is this song called ‘Thank You’ *confused look*

S: ‘Thank You for making it to the end of the album’ we made it…them gats thank us.

T: Very true

VERDICT.

S: As a hip hop album (cos IcePrince calls himself a rapper) its a debacle.  Commercially, its solid. Nothing ground breaking but good enough to get private university girls happy

T: as well as  beer parlours…but  if u are a hiphop fan! Don’t bump this.

This gets a semi-solid 2.4 wRaps outta 5

Well, till we come back with our annoying rants agains…Peace! *ejects cd and gives bar-man*